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! TOP SECRET ! 

Windows 98 source code finally available... 

but don't tell anyone.

/*

TOP SECRET Microsoft? Code

Project: Chicago(tm)

Projected release-date: Summer 1998

Original Version date : Aug 1994

*/

#include "win31.h"

#include "win95.h"

#include "evenmore.h"

#include "oldstuff.h"

#include "billrulz.h"

#define INSTALL HARD

char make_prog_look_big(16000000);

void main()

{

while(!CRASHED)

{

display_copyright_message();

display_bill_rules_message();

do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation)

{

make_50_megabytes_swapfile();

do_nothing_loop();

totally_screw_up_HPFT_file_system();

search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();

hang_system();

}

write_something(anything);

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed);

{

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

basically_run_windows_3.1();

do_nothing_loop();

do_nothing_loop();

}

}

if (detect_cache())

disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu());

{

set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed, very_slow);

set_mouse(action, jumpy);

set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */

/* printf("Welcome to Windows95"); */

printf("Welcome to Windows98");

if (system_ok())

crash(to_dos_prompt);

else

system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", 0_CREATE);

while(something)

{

sleep(5);

get_user_input();

sleep(5);

act_on_user_input();

sleep(5);

}

create_general_protection_fault();

}

/* Win98 boots faster, performs stronger, stays up longer with

VIAGRA.DLL */